It's not a question of where, Doctor, but when? [Sharon, 18. I'm a little confused.]

literallytrash:

itssexualhour:

My parents are both pastors and once I was fucking this one dude who’s dad was the pastor of the rival church and he whispered ‘talk biblical to me’ so i started reciting Psalms  23 and we ended up getting into a competition of who could recite the most bible versus before they cummed

you need less jesus

tropicalfruitbabe:

*doesn’t check bank account*
*pretends everything is fine*

slussy:

Frankenstein enters into a body building competition and finds he has seriously misunderstood the objective

lets-just-eat:

Meyer lemon blueberry yogurt pound cake, infused with earl grey tea leaves
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dracch:

when you type “waa” instead of “was”

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